Braces Song Parody Contest

making your favorite songs dentally ill

Song #10

Wired World, parody of Wild World ( Cat Stevens)
by Susan

Now that I've gone and said "aaaaahhhh" to you
You say it's gonna be a year or two
To make my crooked smile even,
Doctor I'm grievin'
I guess I'll take Aleve, grip the chair
Think happy happy thoughts while I'm sitting there
Got any Tylenol 3 to spare? No fair.

Oh, everybody it's a wired world,
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, everybody it's a wired world
Tell me why can't crooked teeth just be in style?

You know, I've seen a lot of what those wires can do,
And they're makin' my gums bleed---ooooh!
Okay, you'll never be without your wax, girl
Just get a grip, girl
And when I need to vent, who will care?
I hope I make a lot of nice friends out there.
I think ArchWired is one cool site for mouth despair.

Oh, everybody it's a wired world,
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, everybody it's a wired world,
Tell me why can't crooked teeth just be in style?

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