Braces Song Parody Contest

making your favorite songs dentally ill

Song #4

I Need Braces, parody of Mercy (JC Chasez)
by Brandy

Ouch Ouch
Whoa...
Oh...
Oh...
The pain!
Do you see these things on my teeth baby?
(Ouch)
And don't you think its insane?
I go to this dude called an Orthodontist
(Uh huh)
He glued brackets on my teeth.
And these things will work.
They will make my teeth a lot straighter.
I paid some dough.
Yeah Y-yeah Y-yeah Yeah
I needed braces
Because it my teeth were so crooked, and I was crazy
I need braces
I got all these brackets and that glue.
See, I needed braces.
And its just so painful to sit in that chair and have them work on my mouth.
I needed braces.
I pray that one day, my teeth will be straight, baby, oh yeah!
Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch
A rubber band flung from my mouth.
No no no no
A bracket just came off my tooth.
So I went back to the orthodontist baby
(yeah yeah yeah yeah)
And he started pullin' on the wires.
He broke off that bracket.
There is nothing in this world that would hurt more.
But its sure worth it.
Yes it is, yes it is, yes it is, because.
I needed braces
Because it my teeth were so crooked, and I was crazy
I need braces
I got all these brackets and that glue.
See, I needed braces.
And its just so painful to sit in that chair and have them work on my mouth.
I needed braces.
I pray that one day, my teeth will be straight, baby, oh yeah!
For your straight teeth, I'd die.
I would be able to floss
Then finally brush my teeth normally.
And I would hear it all.
"You have such a nice smile"
Without these, it would be insane!
I needed braces (braces)
Because it my teeth were so crooked, and I was crazy
I need braces
I got all these brackets and that glue.
See, I needed braces.
And its just so painful to sit in that chair and have them work on my mouth.
I needed braces.
I pray that one day, my teeth will be straight, baby, oh yeah!
I needed braces (3x)
I pray to god these things work
I needed braces.
Braces, Braces, Braces...yes I needed them
Braces, Braces, Braces (repeat till end)

 

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