Braces Song Parody Contest

making your favorite songs dentally ill

Song #7

Braces, parody of Changes (David Bowie)
by Lisa (JIDDU17)

 

When I was a little girl
And my folks didn't have the change
To fix my teeth, to make me smile
To get my face some braces
It seemed to me, I'd never grin
I'd never turn myself to face me
Oh how the others must see me
The girl with the crooked teeth

Br-br-br-br-Braces
(Turn and face the glass)
Br-br-Braces
Don't want to hide my teeth
Br-br-br-br-Braces
(Turn and face myself)
Br-br-Braces
Just gonna have to smile
Braces may change me
But I cannot hide

I watch the teeth change their place
But never quite fast enough
It will be permanent
As long as the retainer's in my mouth
But still the days, they go so slow
And talking is a strain
Others think I'm mumbling
My tongue's in so much pain

Br-br-br-br-Braces
(Turn and face the glass)
Br-br-Braces
Don't want to hide my teeth
Br-br-br-br-Braces
(Turn and face myself)
Br-br-Braces
Just gonna have to smile
Braces may change me
But I cannot hide

Teeth fascination, fascinating me
Ah braces are finally making me show off my teeth

Br-br-br-br-Braces
(Turn and face the glass)
Br-br-Braces
Don't want to hide my teeth
Br-br-br-br-Braces
(Turn and face myself)
Br-br-Braces
Just gonna have to smile
Braces may change me
But I cannot hide
I said that braces may change me
But I will not hide

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