Braces Song Parody Contest

making the hits dentally ill

  The Reason for Braces, a parody of The Reason (Hoobestank) 
by Lynn, your ArchWired webmaster

 

I'm not a perfect person
My teeth would never touch when I would chew
I didn't care about it
Until I tried to get a date with you
And here's the final word before you go
I just want you to know 

I found a reason to see 
myself with much straighter teeth 
A reason for brackets and glue 
And the reason is you! 

These arch wires really hurt me
It's something I must live with every day
And all the pain I put up with 
Will pay off when my teeth are nice and straight 
I'll smile so wide that you will surely see 
Tom Cruise has nothing on me! 

 

I found a reason to see 
myself with much straighter teeth 
A reason for brackets and glue 
And the reason is you! 

I'm not a perfect person 
I think I'll grow a beard and lift some weights 
When these two years are over 
It's you who will be begging for a date 
And so I have to ask, before you're gone 
Would you have said "No" to Tom? 

 

I found a reason to see 
myself with much straighter teeth 
A reason for brackets and glue 
And the reason is you! 

 

I found a reason to show 
How far five grand and two years can go 
A reason for pain when I chew 
And the reason is you!

 

 

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