Brace Yourself!

dental and orthodontic humor

My Shiny Teeth and Me
(a song)

by Chip Skylark (Chris Kirkpatrick) from 
The Fairly Oddparents
Cartoon
on Nickelodeon Network

 

Apologies to the artists for putting braces on their characters!

 

My kids love this cartoon (or to be more PC...animated series!) Here are the lyrics so you can sing along:

When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself
An uncharted island
In an endless sea

What makes me happy
Fills me up with glee
Those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me


My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Add beauty to my face


My shiny teeth that glisten
Just like a Christmas tree
You know they'd walk a mile just to see me smile
(Woo!)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

Yes they're all so perfect
So white and pearly
Brush gargle rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth so awesome
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
Just like a favorite song
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth I floss them
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
So they'll grow to be real strong
(He's got really shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth I love them
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
And they all love me
(Ahh...)
But should I talk to you when I got 32
(Woo!)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

 

My shiny teeth that twinkle
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
Just like the stars in space
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth that sparkle
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
Add beauty to my face
(He's got really shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth that glisten
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
Just like a Christmas tree
(Ahh...)
You know they'd walk a mile just to see me smile
(Woo!)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

 

My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

 

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