Well, I got discharged this afternoon! Guess they decided that my nose was in good enough shape to send me home without the risk of me suffocating. My mom made what seriously seemed like the best chicken soup/broth I've ever tasted. I think she just straight up boiled a chicken! Much better than the artificial-tasting stuff you can order in the hospital. I don't know if everyone's like this, but as soon as you can (heck, even on the day right after your surgery), try drinking from a cup just to see if you can get it down that way. For me, it just helped with getting that mental sense of returning to normality, which isn't there with drinking from a syringe. Get a flexible plastic or foam cup, and SLOWLY pour small amounts into your mouth. Put a towel underneath, too, to catch the inevitable dribbling. I managed to drink at least 2 L of liquid that second day at the hospital, when they took me off of the IV sustenance.
Advice to anyone who doesn't know this already: apply petroleum jelly or lip balm as often as you can remember, or at least the second you feel like there isn't any more on your mouth. Especially around the corners of the mouth, because those are the spots that get rubbed raw the most what with all the stretching during the surgery and all the suctioning you or the nurse does on that first night.
Liquid Vicodin actually freaked me out since both times I've taken it in pill form in the past I got nauseous and threw up within the hour. It seems like I just didn't have enough in my stomach, since 15mL of the liquid meds didn't hit me too hard. Actually, I've tried cutting down the dosage to 10mL every 4 hours as needed, which seems to work more or less just as well with less nausea. My pain's around a 2, usually in the form of pressure and soreness. I'm just waiting now for the swelling to peak! I start hot presses tomorrow, can't wait for my face to start returning to normal size in a few weeks. Thankfully, my surgeon said it seems to be soft swelling so it'll go faster!
Good luck to everyone on each of your recovery journeys. Stay optimistic! I'd say keep your chin up, but I don't think any of us can really move our necks very much
