


Me too! In ~spring 2017, I get double-jaw surgery to correct an open bite and regressed lower jaw. Probably a chin advancement too.
The journey begins with braces!
Day 1
They're on! I feel ridiculous, so I smile, and realize that my adult braces are showing, and then I feel silly and smile some more.
First, Dr Z (my dentist) detached one side of my Maryland bridge so that the two teeth on either side could move freely. She did a fantastic job -- everything looks the same from the front, totally natural, but the back is an open space. She even bevelled the edges so it's comfortable. I love Dr Z.
Then I went upstairs to Dr F (orthodontist) who did the attachment. The brackets were already laid out in a tray, and he put glue on my teeth and stuck the tray on all at once, then wait for it to set, and popped the tray off. Tada! Perfectly aligned brackets.
Well it wasn't that easy. The glue tasted like poison and it's smell filled my nose and saliva which I had to swallow for 30 minutes. I couldn't breathe and the heat gun burned me once so I "went to my happy place" which my shrink tells me is dissociation and not a good coping mechanism but whatever because YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM.
At first I wasn't sure where to put my upper lip, on top of the braces or in front? Answer: in front. On top looks ridiculous. Better to pout than sneer.
BRACES RULE: I'm not allowed to take NSAIDs. Whaaaaaat? Ibuprofin is like my third favourite drug! (1 allergy medication, 2 caffeine.) I stocked up on Advil because I was planning on popping them like candy. But nooooooo, NSAIDs make braces not work good. I googled it because everything's a conspiracy and everyone's a liar, but this one's totally true. No ibuprofin during braces.
My top left second premolar is insanely sensitive, I jumped out of my skin when I brushed it. I'll keep an eye on that, make sure that puppy doesn't rot away. (Update: I brushed it again and decided f** you sensitive tooth, you can rot in HELL.)
It's been 2 hours and my teeth are tired and sore like they've been lifting weights. My body is telling me, "OK that's enough time for a break". Only ~18 months to go.
Day 2
I dreamed that the brackets came off my molars. Geez, already with the nightmares. Or, wishful thinkings?
Then I woke up. Owwwwwwwww. The inside of my mouth is cut up and swollen from the ceramic braces. I think maybe I should have gotten metal. The metal braces don't seem to bother my lower lip, but the ceramic ones are scratching up my upper cheeks. Darn, ceramic was so expensive too!! Doesn't money fix everything?
I am eating acetaminophen but it might as well be toenail clippings for all the pain relief it provides. Advil, I miss you. I'm sorry you can't be my medicine any more.