Braces Haiku

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tacoma braced
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Braces Haiku

#1 Post by tacoma braced »

Sweet Corn is all gone
Stainless wires just put in
Food has no joy left
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#2 Post by bbsadmin »

We did a Braces Haiku contest years ago on the main ArchWired site. I think it's fun. If other people would like to write some braces Haikus, I will move this thread from Off Topic to the main Metal Mouth Forum (because off-topic threads get deleted if not replied to after a period of time).

-Lynn
I'm the owner/admin of this site. Had ceramic uppers, metal lowers ~3 years in my early 40's. Now in Hawley retainers at night!
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wildtoo11
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#3 Post by wildtoo11 »

My first cheeseburger
Pain at beginning not end
Can't wait for next one.

:banana:
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opera^gal
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#4 Post by opera^gal »

Stainless steel pain
creaky teeth ever moving
beautiful smile wins!
2/2/09: metal braces T/B
8/20/10: braced removed (18mons, 18days), hawley retainers T/B
9/16/10: LR central incisor extracted (failed root canal)
2/23/11: implant/bone graft
9/15/11: implant crown placed, lower lingual bonding corrected
9/21/11: upper bonding on lateral gaps from upper arch forward advancement
10/17/11: new hawley retainers w/plastic tubing over the 'social six' wire, both T/B
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#5 Post by avy »

eating causes chores
but food is my pleasure state
so chores i will do
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hal2me
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#6 Post by hal2me »

Elastics cause pain
They are very small and tan
My smile will be great
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sbechtel
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Location: Portland, OR

ode to a vending machine - a haiku

#7 Post by sbechtel »

Snickers are my fav
nougat carmel treachery
peanut treats no more
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