Why Wait?
"I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place" -Michael Jackson
As I sit here listening to a classic from the 80's, I have to wonder about my sanity. As silly as it sounds, I find myself looking in the mirror a lot lately! And when I say a lot, I mean all the time. When I wake up, mirror. When I'm brushing, mirror. When I'm done brushing, mirror. Shower, mirror. Driving, mirror (ok I limit this mirror time). But I'm not looking at 'me'. I'm looking at my teeth. Am I expecting to see something? Hell yes, I'll admit. Where is my movement?!?!?
Like so many others (I hope I'm not the only one!), I find myself constantly looking for movement. But I can't figure out whether or not I'm excited about the possibility of movement, or it's some morbid curiosity to want to see some part of myself alter form. Or, perhaps I'm just that paranoid that I still have half my lunch stuck in my teeth because I didn't have time to brush between inhaling my food in 30 minutes and a client meeting immediately following. Either way, I'm spending quite a bit of time looking at the man in the mirror.
I like to think (and hope) that I'm just looking for movement. After all, isn't that what we're all looking for every morning when we wake up? We all want to see that stubborn tooth finally shift out of it's pocket hole, those molars line up nicely and the dracula fangs swing out and join the rest of the group. I can't deny wanting to see movement much faster than I know it should happen but damn it's fun to think about my perfect smile. It's like ordering something in the mail and waiting anxiously for the UPS man to deliver your paid-for prize.
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(UPS GUY KNOCKS ON DOOR)
(MICHAEL ANSWERS DOOR)
Michael: Yes.
UPS GUY: Special Delivery for Michael
Michael: Where do I sign?
UPS GUY: Right here.
Michael: What is it?
UPS GUY: Looks like a Perfect Smile to me.
Michael: Woohoo!!!
(Michael slams door in excitement and breaks hinge, turns around, trips over dog, falls to ground and drops perfect smile on the floor)
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Call me impatient but that's what I want to happen (except for that last part...hehe). Wouldn't that be sweet?
Ok, back to earth. Back down to reality. We can't do that obviously but in my mind, there has got to be something we can do. So I started brainstorming and then it hit me. Why should I have to wait? I want to see a better smile now! With some mad skills in the Photoshop department (mad skills...haha), why not straighten my teeth right now!
So with that, I sat down with a photo of my teeth and whipped up something special. I call it 365. This is what what I hope my teeth start to look like around day 365. I posted below for your viewing pleasure. Keep in mind I don't know what a perfect smile looks like yet, so I decided not to go all the way with it yet! Why put myself through the torture of seeing what I can't have....yet? So with that, I present to you my teeth on day 365.
