UPDATE
So I did get debraced this morning, on time and everything. My top teeth moved in just a teeny bit more since I first posted two weeks ago....no, they're not perfect but they're not panic-inducing, either.

Overall, I just decided that I'd gotten what I wanted out of the braces. My crooked/crowded teeth are straight, I can bite into things again, and I can FLOSS like a normal person. (Huzzah!) Anything else at this point, such as jaw surgery, would have been purely cosmetic and I just don't want to go through all that unless I absolutely have to.
So here's the final result. There's still a minor open bite and the top teeth still do stick out a little, but I can live with it. They look WORLDS better than they did last year at this time. For 11 months of treatment and no surgery, I'm pretty happy.
(Incidentally, they gave me an Essix retainer and I HATE it. I can't bite down completely because of all the plastic so I'm walking around today looking like Napoleon Dynamite, lol. Can't wait to go back in a few weeks and switch to my Hawley!)
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