ABOUT ME
I'm 27 years old and in fairly good shape, although I don't work out regularly (6'4", 210lbs). I had my lower jaw advanced 6mm forward to compensate for an overbite.
THE SURGERY (Cost CAD $4500)
The procedure took approximately 1.5 hours. It would have been faster but the surgeon had to re-screw the 3 screws on each side (6 in total) 4 times! He told me afterwards that it was because my muscles were really fighting the move (his previous record was 3 times). They inserted the screws through my cheeks. I know this sounds weird and gross but that's about it. You honestly can't even tell. There was one stitch on each cheek and I never felt anything after the surgery.
They gave me something to breathe through a mask that knocked me out before they even put the IV in so that part was easy. I woke up a little stiff and just a little sore on one side but eager to go home. I was out of the office at noon and talking to my parents on the phone on the way back home (probably not the best idea). I was tight-banded in the front. It'll have to stay that way for 5-6 weeks so that the muscles don't get their way and pull it back. I can take them off (2 bands) to eat and as long as they're in for 20 hours a day, I'm okay. I'm already used to taking them on and off so that's no big deal anymore and I could care less of what other people think when I talk.
The surgeon said the nerve(s) looked good and didn't get severed or anything although my front lower teeth, lower lip, and chin are still numb. I'm assuming this is because the nerves got stretched pretty good. Hopefully, I get the feeling back in my face over the next 6-12 months. It sucks a bit but I seem to have gotten used to it but like a lot of other people say, kissing my girlfriend is the worst part.
PAIN, SWELLING, & NUMBNESS
Pain was minimal to none. Looks like I got pretty lucky. I was given Ibuprofen and Tylenol 3s to take following the surgery. The pain was so minimal that I never took a single Tylenol 3 (I took Ibuprofen 4 times a day for the first 4 days for the swelling more than the pain) and I only take a Ibuprofen in the middle of the night if I wake up from sleeping on my side. I wasn't on the ball with icing my face so it probably only got a total of an hour and a half of icing per day for the first 2 or 3 days. I haven't been tired since the surgery although I took the rest of the week off to take it easy. Swelling seems to be down quite a bit from day 2/3 where it peaked.
DIET
Liquid diet for the first 3 days of Ensure (Butter Pecan, yum!), Low Sodium v8, Organic grape juice, soups, then moved to Apple Sauce and pasta. Now I pretty much eat anything that I can cut small enough (ex. chinese food, chicket SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM, raw rhubarb, fries, pizza). Also worth noting is that I've lost a fair bit of my sense of taste! This sucks but I'm sure it'll slowly come back to me over the next while.
Let me know if you have any questions. To all those considering a similar surgery, be aware of the risks with numbing. Once you've accepted those risks, then it's pretty much easy sailing if you're like me although your miles may vary. Here are some pics and random notes I added:


- Look at that sexy overbite!

(Tuesday)

(Wednesday)


(Thursday)
- Went for a 10 block walk
- The day I realized I may be related to Quagmire from Family Guy

(Friday)
- Had my first 2 post-op alcoholic drinks (Gin & Tonic and Vodka Soda)

(Saturday)
Took the motorcycle out and went for a short ride around town once the swelling was down enough to put my helmet back on.

(Sunday)
- Played baseball (ran around and caught pop flies in the outfield) all afternoon
- Some bruising appeared on my neck and upper chest but no pain at all


(Monday)
- Went for a 250km motorcycle ride through the mountains
- Most of the swelling is gone
Most important thing, stay positive and know it'll all turn out okay. Smile and if it doesn't look appealing to you right now, laugh at yourself because you won't get another chance to once it looks all fixed up and good to go!